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hahaha - Best way to introduce to the parents ...
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZGznE2u5es&w=425&h=344]
Here he is ... even tho those who know Tyler know that his mouth is an I/O Port!
Here he is stylin his favorite present from his fav Uncle Coops ...
Tyler showing whats comes in comes out ...
Dam it's Cool ! Watch:
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJMepmfOgU0&w=425&h=344]
Just a reminder that this Valentines day is actually a special day … 😉
On Sat Feb 14 2009 10:31:30 GMT+1100 (AUS Eastern Daylight Time) epoch time will read:
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Get here and grab a bargain today !
This is what to do when u have to many old hard disk drives ...
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdD9ypqoBk4&w=425&h=344]
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RjC-vh06_c&w=425&h=355]
Trent from Punchy ! What a wack job, he really needs to get off the gear and what ever else he does ... Apparently he was paid $20 to do this interview and is a real junky from Punchbowl in Sydney.
[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUqv0K43FOI]
Actual UNIX commands and responses...
% make love
Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.
% got a light?
No match.
% sleep with me
bad character
% man: Why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.
% cat "food in cans"
cat: can't open food in cans
% nice man woman
No manual entry for woman.
% "How would you rate Quayle's incompetence?
Unmatched ".
% Unmatched ".
Unmatched ".
% [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
Missing ].
% ^How did the sex change operation go?^
Modifier failed.
% If I had a ( for every $ the Congress spent, what would I have?
Too many ('s.
% !:say, what is saccharine?
Bad substitute.
% %blow
%blow: No such job.
% (-
(-: Command not found.
$ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
no sense in pretending!
$ drink matter
matter: cannot create