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This letter was sent to the Lions Bay School Principal's office in West Geelong after the school had sponsored a luncheon for seniors. An elderly lady received a new radio at the lunch as a door raffle prize and was writing to say thank you.

This story is a credit to all humankind. Forward this to anyone you know who might need a lift today.

Dear Lions Bay School,

God bless you for the beautiful radio I won at your recent Senior Citizens luncheon. I am 87 years old and live at the West Geelong Home for the Aged. All of my family has passed away so I am all alone. I want to thank you for the kindness you have shown to a forgotten old lady.

My roommate is 95 and has always had her own radio; but, she would never let me listen to it. She said it belonged to her long dead husband, and understandably, wanted to keep it safe. The other day her radio fell off the nightstand and broke into a dozen pieces.. It was awful and she was in tears. She asked if she could listen to mine, and I was overjoyed that I could tell her to fuck off.

Thank you for that wonderful opportunity.

God bless you all.

Sincerely,

Edna

tcp packet walks in to a bar and says "I want a beer", barman says "you want a beer?" and tcp packet says "yes, a beer"

 

An RTP packet walks into a bar through the wrong entrance.  The barman says "You're not getting any special treatment"

 

A multicast packet walks into a bar and leaves by four different exits.

 

A BGP Update walks into a CRS-1.  He walks back out with a corrupt optional transitive attribute.

 

A DNS packet walks into a liquor store - where do I find beer "ABC"?. Clerk: aisle 4, top row on the right.

 

An IPv6 packet walks into a bar. Nobody talks to him.

 

A UDP packet went into a bar. The bartender didn't acknowledge him...

 

ICMP packet walks into a bar from warehouse and announces - "no more beer"

 

A dhcp packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer. Bartender says , "here, but I'll need that back in an hour!"

I think the plastic clips would hurt ...

Yes, you are looking at a flogger crafted from cat-5 wiring. (Internet cable, in other words.) It sports a D-ring for easy hanging. This will satisfy your inner - or outer! - geek for sure. 🙂 Each tip is firmly wired in place and secured with bonding glue. Packs quite a sting, and will leave such distinct marks! This baby is bound to make your sub /beg.

Source: esty.com

"What is that? Can you mute it?"

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"It dosen't do that."

Embedding was disabled so go here and watch these parents pwn !

Pwning Parents

Jr Coops killing it ...

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Browsing 'Cupidtino' (http://cupidtino.com/) quote from a female stating that your her type if

"You're more Woz than Jobs"

Great stuff - haha. Woz is a legend.

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Awesome Spoof !

LOL - "Parrot" Style ...

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9T1vfsHYiKY&w=560&h=340]

Hope his old man goes better ...

[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdhBreuFBa0&hl=en&fs=1]