Lame Network Joke

tcp packet walks in to a bar and says “I want a beer”, barman says “you want a beer?” and tcp packet says “yes, a beer”

 

An RTP packet walks into a bar through the wrong entrance.  The barman says “You’re not getting any special treatment”

 

A multicast packet walks into a bar and leaves by four different exits.

 

A BGP Update walks into a CRS-1.  He walks back out with a corrupt optional transitive attribute.

 

A DNS packet walks into a liquor store – where do I find beer “ABC”?. Clerk: aisle 4, top row on the right.

 

An IPv6 packet walks into a bar. Nobody talks to him.

 

A UDP packet went into a bar. The bartender didn’t acknowledge him…

 

ICMP packet walks into a bar from warehouse and announces – “no more beer”

 

A dhcp packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer. Bartender says , “here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!”

Cat5’O Nine Tails

I think the plastic clips would hurt …

Yes, you are looking at a flogger crafted from cat-5 wiring. (Internet cable, in other words.) It sports a D-ring for easy hanging. This will satisfy your inner – or outer! – geek for sure. 🙂 Each tip is firmly wired in place and secured with bonding glue. Packs quite a sting, and will leave such distinct marks! This baby is bound to make your sub /beg.

Source: esty.com

Tyler K Stylin – Inputin and Outputtin ;)

It’s Tyler ..

Here he is … even tho those who know Tyler know that his mouth is an I/O Port!

Here he is stylin his favorite present from his fav Uncle Coops …

Tyler showing whats comes one comes out ...
Tyler showing whats comes in comes out ...