Lame Network Joke

Posted by cooper on Sep 22, 2011 in g33k, humour

tcp packet walks in to a bar and says “I want a beer”, barman says “you want a beer?” and tcp packet says “yes, a beer”


An RTP packet walks into a bar through the wrong entrance.  The barman says “You’re not getting any special treatment”


A multicast packet walks into a bar and leaves by four different exits.


A BGP Update walks into a CRS-1.  He walks back out with a corrupt optional transitive attribute.


A DNS packet walks into a liquor store – where do I find beer “ABC”?. Clerk: aisle 4, top row on the right.


An IPv6 packet walks into a bar. Nobody talks to him.


A UDP packet went into a bar. The bartender didn’t acknowledge him…


ICMP packet walks into a bar from warehouse and announces – “no more beer”


A dhcp packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer. Bartender says , “here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!”

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Cat5’O Nine Tails

Posted by cooper on May 21, 2011 in g33k, humour

I think the plastic clips would hurt …

Yes, you are looking at a flogger crafted from cat-5 wiring. (Internet cable, in other words.) It sports a D-ring for easy hanging. This will satisfy your inner – or outer! – geek for sure. 🙂 Each tip is firmly wired in place and secured with bonding glue. Packs quite a sting, and will leave such distinct marks! This baby is bound to make your sub /beg.



l33t Parents

Posted by cooper on Nov 16, 2010 in g33k, humour

Embedding was disabled so go here and watch these parents pwn !

Pwning Parents

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Best Quote: ‘You’re my type if …’

Posted by cooper on Jul 15, 2010 in g33k, humour

Browsing ‘Cupidtino’ ( quote from a female stating that your her type if

“You’re more Woz than Jobs”

Great stuff – haha. Woz is a legend.

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I’m on a MAC !

Posted by cooper on Jan 5, 2010 in g33k, humour

Awesome Spoof !

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Tyler K Stylin – Inputin and Outputtin ;)

Posted by cooper on Mar 30, 2009 in friends, g33k, humour

Here he is … even tho those who know Tyler know that his mouth is an I/O Port!

Here he is stylin his favorite present from his fav Uncle Coops …

Tyler showing whats comes one comes out ...

Tyler showing whats comes in comes out ...

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Super Mario Acted Out

Posted by cooper on Jan 13, 2009 in g33k, humour, humour

Dam it’s Cool ! Watch:


Remember Valentines Day this Year !

Posted by cooper on Jan 13, 2009 in humour

Just a reminder that this Valentines day is actually a special day … 😉

On Sat Feb 14 2009 10:31:30 GMT+1100 (AUS Eastern Daylight Time) epoch time will read:




Hard Disk Dominos

Posted by admin on Jun 14, 2008 in g33k, humour, humour

This is what to do when u have to many old hard disk drives …

Hard Disc Dominos


Funny Unix Command Responses

Posted by admin on Feb 20, 2008 in g33k, humour

Actual UNIX commands and responses…

% make love
Make: Don’t know how to make love. Stop.

% got a light?
No match.

% sleep with me
bad character

% man: Why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.

% cat “food in cans”
cat: can’t open food in cans

% nice man woman
No manual entry for woman.

% “How would you rate Quayle’s incompetence?
Unmatched “.

% Unmatched “.
Unmatched “.

% [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
Missing ].

% ^How did the sex change operation go?^
Modifier failed.

% If I had a ( for every $ the Congress spent, what would I have?
Too many (‘s.

% !:say, what is saccharine?
Bad substitute.

% %blow
%blow: No such job.

% \(-
(-: Command not found.

$ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
no sense in pretending!

$ drink matter
matter: cannot create

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